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Welcome to the official home of Data Architect Dad!!!
Everyone needs a website... so here is mine! I don't have an OnlyFans, because who would want to pay actual money to see me? So instead, you get to visit a place dedicated to my next-level of insanity.
While originally intended to be a place for me to share more about databases and technology, I realized pretty quickly that no one actually cares about that kinda stuff anyway. So blunt sarcasm it is! And let's be real... It's what attracts most people to me, anyway.
Note: All opinions expressed by me are just that: Opinions! Last I checked, we're still allowed to have those. But who knows, I haven't checked the news today and that may have changed...
Content will continue to vary until I figure out a formula that works. Until then...
Follow me on Twitter and Instagram! Trust me, you'll only be mildly disappointed!
All content on this site is created by me, unless otherwise specified. Banner image created using Bitmojis. Yes, I really do look like that...
Everyone needs a website... so here is mine! I don't have an OnlyFans, because who would want to pay actual money to see me? So instead, you get to visit a place dedicated to my next-level of insanity.
While originally intended to be a place for me to share more about databases and technology, I realized pretty quickly that no one actually cares about that kinda stuff anyway. So blunt sarcasm it is! And let's be real... It's what attracts most people to me, anyway.
Note: All opinions expressed by me are just that: Opinions! Last I checked, we're still allowed to have those. But who knows, I haven't checked the news today and that may have changed...
Content will continue to vary until I figure out a formula that works. Until then...
Follow me on Twitter and Instagram! Trust me, you'll only be mildly disappointed!
All content on this site is created by me, unless otherwise specified. Banner image created using Bitmojis. Yes, I really do look like that...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
— Emo Philips
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